World, hello.

Hi's are hard.

Because I Can't Write About Myself in the Third Person

And if this isn't enough, dig deep and creep.

Why Do We Do What We Do When We Do What We Do

It's like blinking. You just kinda forget that you're actively doing it, day in and day out.

FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions that I hope to not have to answer anymore?

RAQs

Rarely Asked Questions that I have been pleasantly surprised by and that I have enjoyed answering.

Disclosure

This is the part of a website we all skip but probably shouldn't, right?